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1:30 AM 150 min

ON NOW Book Club: The Next Chapter

Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.

6.0_/10

4:00 AM 120 min

Why Can't My Life Be a Rom-Com?

After years of bad boyfriends, Eliza decides to follow the rules of dating from a 50-year-old self-help book.

6:00 AM 150 min

Book Club: The Next Chapter

Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.

6.0_/10

8:30 AM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

10:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E10 — Blitzgiving

The gang, minus Ted, parties all night with The Blitz (Jorge Garcia), an old friend from college; Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.

9.0_/10

10:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E11 — The Mermaid Theory

Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.

9.0_/10

11:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E12 — False Positive

Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.

9.0_/10

11:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E13 — Bad News

Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.

9.0_/10

12:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E14 — Last Words

While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.

9.0_/10

12:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E15 — Oh Honey

When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.

9.0_/10

1:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E16 — Desperation Day

Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.

9.0_/10

1:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E17 — Garbage Island

Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.

9.0_/10

2:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E18 — A Change of Heart

Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.

9.0_/10

2:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E19 — Legendaddy

Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.

9.0_/10

3:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E20 — The Exploding Meatball Sub

Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zoey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.

9.0_/10

3:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E21 — Hopeless

Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.

9.0_/10

4:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E23 — Landmarks

When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.

9.0_/10

4:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E1 — The Best Man

Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.

9.0_/10

5:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E2 — The Naked Truth

Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.

9.0_/10

5:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E3 — Ducky Tie

Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.

9.0_/10

6:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E4 — The Stinson Missile Crisis

Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.

9.0_/10

6:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E5 — Field Trip

Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million-dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.

9.0_/10

7:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E6 — Mystery vs. History

Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.

9.0_/10

7:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E7 — Noretta

The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.

9.0_/10

8:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E11 — The Rebound Girl

Barney and Ted consider making a life-altering decision together; Robin tries to talk Lily and Marshall out of moving to Long Island.

9.0_/10

8:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E6 — The Slutty Pumpkin

Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.

9.0_/10

9:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S6 E7 — Canning Randy

When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.

9.0_/10

9:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E8 — The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.

9.0_/10

10:00 PM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

11:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E15 — The Burning Beekeeper

Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.

9.0_/10

12:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E12 — Symphony of Illumination

Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.

9.0_/10

12:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E13 — Tailgate

Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.

9.0_/10

1:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E14 — 46 Minutes

When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.

9.0_/10

1:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E16 — The Drunk Train

Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.

9.0_/10

2:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E17 — No Pressure

Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.

9.0_/10

2:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E18 — Karma

Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.

9.0_/10

3:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E19 — The Broath

The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.

9.0_/10

3:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E20 — Trilogy Time

Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.

9.0_/10

4:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E21 — Now We're Even

As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.

9.0_/10

4:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E22 — Good Crazy

Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.

9.0_/10

5:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E11572111 — The Magician's Code Part One

Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.

9.0_/10

5:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E24 — The Magician's Code Part Two

On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.

9.0_/10

6:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E1 — Farhampton

Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.

9.0_/10

6:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E2 — The Pre-Nup

When Barney prepares a comprehensive prenup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a prenup of her own.

9.0_/10

7:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E3 — Nannies

Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.

9.0_/10

7:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E4 — Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.

9.0_/10

8:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E5 — The Autumn of Breakups

As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.

9.0_/10

8:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E6 — Splitsville

Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desperately want some private time.

9.0_/10

9:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E7 — The Stamp Tramp

Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.

9.0_/10

9:30 AM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

11:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E11 — The Devil's Lube

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

11:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E12 — Thank God for Scoliosis

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

12:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E13 — I Think You Offended Don

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.

12:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E14 — David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.

1:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E15 — I'd Like to Start With the Cat

In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

1:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E16 — She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

2:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E17 — The Ocu or the Pado?

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

2:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E18 — My Son's Enormous Head

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her.

3:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E19 — The Two Finger Rule

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

3:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E20 — Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

4:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E21 — Above Exalted Cyclops

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

4:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E22 — Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

5:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E23 — Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

5:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S6 E24 — Baseball Was Better With Steroids

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

6:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E1 — 818-jklpuzo

Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

6:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E2 — Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

7:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E3 — Mmm, Fish. Yum

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

7:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E4 — Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

8:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E5 — For the Sake of the Child

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

8:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E6 — Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

9:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E7 — Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

9:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E8 — Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

10:00 PM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

11:30 PM 30 min

Cocktail Wars

S1 E10 — Mocktails & Mayhem

The drinks are spicy, and so is the drama when Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan from The Golden Life invade Cocktail Wars on this season finale episode.

12:00 AM 60 min

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

S3 E10 — Teresa Giudice, Jeannie & Mama Mai, La Toya Jackson

Tyler connects TV personality Teresa Giudice to her recently deceased mother; Tyler uncovers a treasure trove of family secrets from the grave as he sits down with "The Real" star Jeannie Mai and the woman who's been keeping them: Jeannie's mother.

1:00 AM 60 min

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

S4 E3 — Kenya Moore, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Macklemore

Kenya Moore shares memories when Tyler connects with her grandmother; details about the death of actress Wendi McLendon-Covey's uncle are revealed; Tyler travels to Seattle where music artist Macklemore hears messages from a dearly departed.

2:00 AM 60 min

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

S2 E12 — Khloé Kardashian and Kylie Jenner, RuPaul, Elisha Cuthbert

Khloé Kardashian and Kylie Jenner discover some shocking news about their love lives; RuPaul connects with his departed parents; Elisha Cuthbert and her family get closure after the death of a beloved grandmother.

3:00 AM 60 min

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

S2 E20 — Brandi Glanville, Joanna Garcia Swisher, Chuck Liddell, Tiffany Haddish

Brandi Glanville connects with the one person who made her feel special; Joanna Garcia Swisher gets a message about forgiveness; Chuck Liddell hears from the one person who believed in him; Tiffany Haddish connects with her long-absent father.

4:00 AM 60 min

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

S4 E4 — Lala Kent, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Holly Robinson Peete

"Vanderpump Rules" star Lala Kent is brought to tears when Tyler connects to her recently departed father; Tyler's reading for Jesse Tyler Ferguson brings forth long-hidden family secrets; Tyler shares emotional messages with Holly Robinson Peete.

5:00 AM 60 min

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

S2 E14 — Stassi Schroeder and Kristen Doute, Johnny Weir, Nancy Grace

Stassi and Kristen have an intense reading which helps them both solve family mysteries; Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir gets answers about his very public divorce; Nancy Grace emotionally releases long-held guilt over her father's death.

6:00 AM 60 min

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

S3 E8 — Luann de Lesseps; Maddie Ziegler; Jax Taylor & Tom Sandoval; Tituss Burgess

Tyler shares a message with Luann de Lesseps from a recently departed friend; Tyler delivers a heartwarming message to Maddie Ziegler and her mom; Tyler turns a skeptic into a true believer when he visits Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval.

7:00 AM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

8:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E22 — Good Crazy

Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.

9.0_/10

9:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E11572111 — The Magician's Code Part One

Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.

9.0_/10

9:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S7 E24 — The Magician's Code Part Two

On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.

9.0_/10

10:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E1 — Farhampton

Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.

9.0_/10

10:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E2 — The Pre-Nup

When Barney prepares a comprehensive prenup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a prenup of her own.

9.0_/10

11:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E3 — Nannies

Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.

9.0_/10

11:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E4 — Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.

9.0_/10

12:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E5 — The Autumn of Breakups

As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.

9.0_/10

12:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E6 — Splitsville

Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desperately want some private time.

9.0_/10

1:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E7 — The Stamp Tramp

Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.

9.0_/10

1:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E8 — Twelve Horny Women

In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.

9.0_/10

2:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E9 — Lobster Crawl

Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.

9.0_/10

2:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E10 — The Over-Correction

Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.

9.0_/10

3:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E11 — The Final Page Part One

Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.

9.0_/10

3:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E12 — The Final Page Part Two

Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.

9.0_/10

4:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E13 — Band or DJ

Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.

9.0_/10

4:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E14 — Ring Up

Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.

9.0_/10

5:00 PM 150 min

The Devil Wears Prada

A recent college graduate lands a job working for a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine.

9.0_/10

7:30 PM 150 min

The Devil Wears Prada

A recent college graduate lands a job working for a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine.

9.0_/10

10:00 PM 92 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

11:32 PM 58 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

12:30 AM 30 min

Hot Goss: The Golden Life Edition

S1 E2 — Kelly Bensimon & Sonja Morgan

Sonja Morgan and Kelly Bensimon reveal details behind their risqué life philosophy, Sonja's decision to take a break from booze, and Kelly's unexpected three-way date as they spill all the hot goss from Episode Two of The Golden Life.

1:00 AM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

2:30 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

3:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E9 — Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

4:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E10 — That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

4:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E11 — Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

5:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E12 — Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

5:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E13 — Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

6:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E14 — Crude and Uncalled For

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

6:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E15 — Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

7:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E16 — Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

7:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E17 — I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

8:00 AM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

9:30 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

10:30 AM 30 min

Cocktail Wars

S1 E10 — Mocktails & Mayhem

The drinks are spicy, and so is the drama when Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan from The Golden Life invade Cocktail Wars on this season finale episode.

11:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E16 — Bad Crazy

Ted is reluctant to break things off with his unstable girlfriend (Abby Elliot); Robin holds Marvin for the first time.

9.0_/10

11:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E17 — The Ashtray

When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.

9.0_/10

12:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E18 — Weekend at Barney's

After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.

9.0_/10

12:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E19 — The Fortress

Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily's job as the Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.

9.0_/10

1:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E20 — The Time Travelers

Future versions of Ted and Barney try to talk Ted into seeing Robots Versus Wrestlers; Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.

9.0_/10

1:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E21 — Romeward Bound

Lily worries Marshall will resent her if she accepts The Captain's offer to move to Rome for a year; Ted and Barney obsess over an attractive girl in a puffy coat.

9.0_/10

2:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E22 — The Bro Mitzvah

The gang tries to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.

9.0_/10

2:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E23 — Something Old

Robin desperately searches for something she once buried in Central Park; Barney and Robin Sr. (Ray Wise) bond.

9.0_/10

3:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S8 E24 — Something New

As the gang gets ready for Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he has finished fixing up; an obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin's night of relaxation; Marshall takes the baby to Minnesota for a family visit.

9.0_/10

3:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E1 — The Locket

Robin and Barney make a startling discovery; something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey; Lily talks to Ted about Robin.

9.0_/10

4:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E2 — Coming Back

Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.

9.0_/10

4:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E3 — Last Time in New York

Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.

9.0_/10

5:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E4 — The Broken Code

After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.

9.0_/10

5:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E5 — The Poker Game

Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.

9.0_/10

6:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E6 — Knight Vision

Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.

9.0_/10

6:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E7 — No Questions Asked

Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.

9.0_/10

7:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E8 — The Lighthouse

Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.

9.0_/10

7:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E9 — Platonish

During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.

9.0_/10

8:00 PM 150 min

Burlesque

With help from a savvy stage manager and a gender-bending host, a cocktail waitress (Christina Aguilera) with a stunning voice becomes a performer in a club's musical revue.

10:30 PM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

11:30 PM 150 min

Marry Me

After finding out about her fiancé's cheating ways, a pop superstar impulsively marries a total stranger. As forces conspire to separate the unlikely newlyweds, they must soon decide if two people from such different worlds can find true love.

6.0_/10

2:00 AM 120 min

All My Life

A man and his new fiancée receive devastating news when he's diagnosed with terminal liver cancer. With time running out, their friends and families soon devise an inspirational plan to help the young couple realize their dream wedding.

5.0_/10

4:00 AM 120 min

Arranged Love

Determined to save her struggling business, a woman travels home to India pretending to be married to a man she just met to access her inheritance.

6:00 AM 120 min

All My Life

A man and his new fiancée receive devastating news when he's diagnosed with terminal liver cancer. With time running out, their friends and families soon devise an inspirational plan to help the young couple realize their dream wedding.

5.0_/10

8:00 AM 150 min

Polite Society

A martial artist-in-training believes she must save her older sister from her impending marriage. After enlisting the help of her friends, she tries to pull off the most ambitious of all wedding heists in the name of independence and sisterhood.

8.0_/10

10:30 AM 150 min

Marry Me

After finding out about her fiancé's cheating ways, a pop superstar impulsively marries a total stranger. As forces conspire to separate the unlikely newlyweds, they must soon decide if two people from such different worlds can find true love.

6.0_/10

1:00 PM 150 min

Burlesque

With help from a savvy stage manager and a gender-bending host, a cocktail waitress (Christina Aguilera) with a stunning voice becomes a performer in a club's musical revue.

3:30 PM 120 min

Bride Wars

After a clerical error schedules their weddings on the same day, two longtime best friends (Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway) declare all-out war on each other.

5:30 PM 150 min

Burlesque

With help from a savvy stage manager and a gender-bending host, a cocktail waitress (Christina Aguilera) with a stunning voice becomes a performer in a club's musical revue.

8:00 PM 120 min

Bride Wars

After a clerical error schedules their weddings on the same day, two longtime best friends (Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway) declare all-out war on each other.

10:00 PM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

11:30 PM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

12:30 AM 150 min

Promising Young Woman

Nothing in Cassie's life is what it appears to be -- she's wickedly smart, tantalizingly cunning, and she's living a secret double life by night. Now, an unexpected encounter is about to give Cassie a chance to right the wrongs from the past.

8.0_/10

3:00 AM 60 min

House of Villains

S1 E1 — Welcome to the House of Villains

The villains move into their new lair and start sizing up their competition; Omarosa proves to be the HBIC as she immediately targets who she believes to be the weakest link; alliances form as each villain strategizes their way to the $200,000 prize.

4:00 AM 60 min

House of Villains

S1 E2 — The Lesser of Three Evils

Corinne, Jax and Shake compete in the first redemption challenge; one villain questions whether they've been sabotaged by a supposed ally; one of the hit list nominees becomes the first villain voted out of the house.

5:00 AM 60 min

House of Villains

S1 E3 — Secret Identities

After the first contestant is eliminated, a surprise guest visits; the remaining villains must compete in a masquerade ball challenge where limited clues and extreme costumes help them guess their castmates' identities.

6:00 AM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

7:30 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

8:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E20 — I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."

9:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S7 E21 — Gumby With a Pokey

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

9:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E1 — Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

10:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E2 — A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

10:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E3 — A Pudding-Filled Cactus

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

11:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E4 — Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

11:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E5 — The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

12:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E6 — Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

12:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E7 — The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

1:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E8 — Springtime on a Stick

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

1:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S3 E6 — Hi, Mr. Horned One

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

2:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S12 E1 — The Ol' Mexican Spinach

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.

2:30 PM 150 min

Lisa Frankenstein

A misunderstood teenager and a reanimated corpse embark on a murderous journey to find love, happiness and a few missing body parts.

5.0_/10

5:00 PM 120 min

Jumanji

A world of adventure is unleashed on siblings Peter and Judy when they find a jungle-themed game called Jumanji in the attic.

7:00 PM 120 min

Matilda

A little girl develops extraordinary mental abilities, despite neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress.

7.0_/10

9:00 PM 120 min

Matilda

A little girl develops extraordinary mental abilities, despite neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress.

7.0_/10

11:00 PM 120 min

Jumanji

A world of adventure is unleashed on siblings Peter and Judy when they find a jungle-themed game called Jumanji in the attic.

1:00 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

2:00 AM 30 min

Cocktail Wars

S1 E10 — Mocktails & Mayhem

The drinks are spicy, and so is the drama when Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan from The Golden Life invade Cocktail Wars on this season finale episode.

2:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E1 — Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.

3:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E2 — People Who Love Peepholes

Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.

3:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E3 — Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.

4:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E4 — Nine Magic Fingers

Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.

4:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E5 — A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.

5:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E6 — The Squat and the Hover

Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).

5:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E7 — Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.

6:00 AM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

7:30 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

8:30 AM 120 min

Night Swim

Forced into early retirement, a former baseball player moves into a new house with his wife and two children. Soon, a dark secret from the home's past unleashes a malevolent force that drags the family into the depths of inescapable terror.

5.0_/10

10:30 AM 150 min

Lisa Frankenstein

A misunderstood teenager and a reanimated corpse embark on a murderous journey to find love, happiness and a few missing body parts.

5.0_/10

1:00 PM 120 min

Jumanji

A world of adventure is unleashed on siblings Peter and Judy when they find a jungle-themed game called Jumanji in the attic.

3:00 PM 120 min

Matilda

A little girl develops extraordinary mental abilities, despite neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress.

7.0_/10

5:00 PM 150 min

Ghostbusters

Armed with their proton packs, four paranormal investigators battle mischievous ghouls, slimy specters, and full-torso, free-roaming apparitions across New York.

8.0_/10

7:30 PM 150 min

Ghostbusters II

Now the parapsychologists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd) are trying to rid New York of stress-related pink slime.

10:00 PM 150 min

Ghostbusters

Armed with their proton packs, four paranormal investigators battle mischievous ghouls, slimy specters, and full-torso, free-roaming apparitions across New York.

8.0_/10

12:30 AM 150 min

Ghostbusters II

Now the parapsychologists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd) are trying to rid New York of stress-related pink slime.

2:00 AM 120 min

Night Swim

Forced into early retirement, a former baseball player moves into a new house with his wife and two children. Soon, a dark secret from the home's past unleashes a malevolent force that drags the family into the depths of inescapable terror.

5.0_/10

4:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E1 — The Locket

Robin and Barney make a startling discovery; something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey; Lily talks to Ted about Robin.

9.0_/10

4:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E2 — Coming Back

Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.

9.0_/10

5:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E3 — Last Time in New York

Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.

9.0_/10

5:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E4 — The Broken Code

After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.

9.0_/10

6:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E5 — The Poker Game

Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.

9.0_/10

6:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E6 — Knight Vision

Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.

9.0_/10

7:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E7 — No Questions Asked

Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.

9.0_/10

7:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E8 — The Lighthouse

Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.

9.0_/10

8:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E9 — Platonish

During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.

9.0_/10

8:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E10 — Mom and Dad

Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.

9.0_/10

9:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E11 — Bedtime Stories

Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.

9.0_/10

9:30 AM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

11:00 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

12:00 PM 150 min

Book Club: The Next Chapter

Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.

6.0_/10

2:30 PM 150 min

The Family Stone

Everett brings Meredith to meet his bohemian family at Christmas. While trying to win the approval of her boyfriend's parents and the rest of his family, she only succeeds in highlighting her uptight personality, making Everett doubt his intentions.

5:00 PM 150 min

Sweet Home Alabama

Separated from her Southern husband, an engaged New York fashion designer confronts him about a divorce.

7:30 PM 150 min

Sweet Home Alabama

Separated from her Southern husband, an engaged New York fashion designer confronts him about a divorce.

10:00 PM 150 min

The Family Stone

Everett brings Meredith to meet his bohemian family at Christmas. While trying to win the approval of her boyfriend's parents and the rest of his family, she only succeeds in highlighting her uptight personality, making Everett doubt his intentions.

12:30 AM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

2:00 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

3:00 AM 180 min

Dear Evan Hansen

Evan Hansen is as an anxious and isolated teen who's aching for understanding and belonging. He soon embarks on a journey of self-discovery when a letter he wrote for a writing exercise falls into the hands of a couple whose son took his own life.

4.0_/10

6:00 AM 150 min

Book Club: The Next Chapter

Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.

6.0_/10

8:30 AM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

10:00 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

11:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E9 — A Good Time in Central Africa

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

11:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E10 — Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

12:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E11 — Dead From the Waist Down

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

12:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E12 — Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

1:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E13 — Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

1:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E14 — Looking' for Japanese Subs

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

2:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E15 — Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

2:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S8 E16 — That Darn Priest

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

3:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E1 — Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.

3:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E2 — People Who Love Peepholes

Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.

4:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E3 — Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.

4:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E4 — Nine Magic Fingers

Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.

5:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E5 — A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.

5:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E6 — The Squat and the Hover

Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).

6:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E7 — Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.

6:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E8 — Thank You for the Intercourse

Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.

7:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E9 — Frodo's Headshots

After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.

7:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E10 — A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.

8:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E11 — What a Lovely Landing Strip

Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.

8:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E12 — One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.

9:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E13 — Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Walden and Bridget go head-to-head trying to take over his company, Walden Loves Bridget Inc.; Walden turns to Alan for help.

9:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E14 — A Possum on Chemo

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

10:00 PM 180 min

Bridesmaids

Though broke and lovelorn, a woman (Kristen Wiig) takes on the strange and expensive rituals associated with being her best friend's maid of honor.

8.0_/10

1:00 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

2:00 AM 30 min

Hot Goss: The Golden Life Edition

S1 E2 — Kelly Bensimon & Sonja Morgan

Sonja Morgan and Kelly Bensimon reveal details behind their risqué life philosophy, Sonja's decision to take a break from booze, and Kelly's unexpected three-way date as they spill all the hot goss from Episode Two of The Golden Life.

2:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E15 — The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden tries to loosen Zoey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

3:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E16 — Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.

3:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E17 — Not in My Mouth!

A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.

4:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E18 — The War Against Gingivitis

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

4:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E19 — Palmdale, Ech

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

5:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E20 — Grandma's Pie

Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.

5:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E21 — Mr. Hose Says Yes

Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

6:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E22 — Why We Gave Up Women

When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.

6:30 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E23 — The Straw in My Donut Hole

Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.

7:00 AM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S9 E24 — Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

7:30 AM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

9:00 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

10:00 AM 30 min

Cocktail Wars

S1 E10 — Mocktails & Mayhem

The drinks are spicy, and so is the drama when Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan from The Golden Life invade Cocktail Wars on this season finale episode.

10:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E11 — Bedtime Stories

Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.

9.0_/10

11:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E12 — The Rehearsal Dinner

Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.

9.0_/10

11:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E13 — Bass Player Wanted

A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.

9.0_/10

12:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E14 — Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra

Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.

9.0_/10

12:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E15 — Unpause

Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.

9.0_/10

1:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E16 — How Your Mother Met Me

The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.

9.0_/10

1:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E17 — Sunrise

Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.

9.0_/10

2:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E18 — Rally

The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.

9.0_/10

2:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E19 — Vesuvius

Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.

9.0_/10

3:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E20 — Daisy

Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.

9.0_/10

3:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E21 — Gary Blauman

The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.

9.0_/10

4:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E22 — The End of the Aisle

With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.

9.0_/10

4:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E23 — Last Forever, Part 1

Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.

9.0_/10

5:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S9 E24 — Last Forever, Part 2

Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.

9.0_/10

5:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S2 E8 — Atlantic City

Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic City to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.

9.0_/10

6:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S2 E21 — Something Borrowed

When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.

9.0_/10

6:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S2 E22 — Something Blue

At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.

9.0_/10

7:00 PM 180 min

Bridesmaids

Though broke and lovelorn, a woman (Kristen Wiig) takes on the strange and expensive rituals associated with being her best friend's maid of honor.

8.0_/10

10:00 PM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E3 — Where's The Stylist?

Luann enters the final stretch of her cabaret tour, while Dorinda tries to find her footing in Palm Beach; Sonja and Kelly put their clash behind them; meanwhile, a spa day goes awry when Sonja brings up some unfinished business with Dorinda.

11:30 PM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E3 — Where's The Stylist?

Luann enters the final stretch of her cabaret tour, while Dorinda tries to find her footing in Palm Beach; Sonja and Kelly put their clash behind them; meanwhile, a spa day goes awry when Sonja brings up some unfinished business with Dorinda.

12:30 AM 30 min

Hot Goss: The Golden Life Edition

S1 E3 — Luann de Lesseps & Roger Dawley

Luann de Lesseps and her assistant, Roger Dawley, get candid about Dorinda's near-miss during Luann's show, an adversary returning to the conversation, and why Michael is the perfect man.

1:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E1 — Pilot

When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.

9.0_/10

1:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E2 — Purple Giraffe

Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.

9.0_/10

2:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E3 — The Sweet Taste of Liberty

Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.

9.0_/10

2:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E4 — Return of the Shirt

Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.

9.0_/10

3:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E5 — Okay Awesome

Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.

9.0_/10

3:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E6 — The Slutty Pumpkin

Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.

9.0_/10

4:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E7 — Matchmaker

Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.

9.0_/10

4:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E8 — The Duel

Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.

9.0_/10

5:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E9 — Belly Full of Turkey

Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.

9.0_/10

5:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E10 — The Pineapple Incident

Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.

9.0_/10

6:00 AM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

7:30 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

8:30 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E3 — Where's The Stylist?

Luann enters the final stretch of her cabaret tour, while Dorinda tries to find her footing in Palm Beach; Sonja and Kelly put their clash behind them; meanwhile, a spa day goes awry when Sonja brings up some unfinished business with Dorinda.

9:30 AM 30 min

Hot Goss: The Golden Life Edition

S1 E3 — Luann de Lesseps & Roger Dawley

Luann de Lesseps and her assistant, Roger Dawley, get candid about Dorinda's near-miss during Luann's show, an adversary returning to the conversation, and why Michael is the perfect man.

10:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E11 — The Limo

Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.

9.0_/10

10:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E12 — The Wedding

Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.

9.0_/10

11:00 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E13 — Drumroll Please

Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.

9.0_/10

11:30 AM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E14 — Zip, Zip, Zip

After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.

9.0_/10

12:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E15 — Game Night

When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.

9.0_/10

12:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E16 — Cupcake

A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.

9.0_/10

1:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E17 — Life Among the Gorillas

Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.

9.0_/10

1:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E18 — Nothing Good Happens After 2AM

Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.

9.0_/10

2:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E19 — Mary the Paralegal

Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.

9.0_/10

2:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E20 — Best Prom Ever

Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.

9.0_/10

3:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E21 — Milk

A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.

9.0_/10

3:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S1 E22 — Come On

Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.

9.0_/10

4:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S2 E1 — Where Were We?

Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.

9.0_/10

4:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S2 E2 — The Scorpion and the Toad

Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.

9.0_/10

5:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S2 E3 — Brunch

Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.

9.0_/10

5:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S2 E4 — Ted Mosby, Architect

Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.

9.0_/10

6:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S2 E5 — World's Greatest Couple

Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.

9.0_/10

6:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S2 E6 — Aldrin Justice

Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.

9.0_/10

7:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S2 E7 — Swarley

Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.

9.0_/10

7:30 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S2 E8 — Atlantic City

Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic City to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.

9.0_/10

8:00 PM 30 min

How I Met Your Mother

S2 E9 — Slap Bet

Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.

9.0_/10

8:30 PM 150 min

The Family Stone

Everett brings Meredith to meet his bohemian family at Christmas. While trying to win the approval of her boyfriend's parents and the rest of his family, she only succeeds in highlighting her uptight personality, making Everett doubt his intentions.

11:00 PM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E3 — Where's The Stylist?

Luann enters the final stretch of her cabaret tour, while Dorinda tries to find her footing in Palm Beach; Sonja and Kelly put their clash behind them; meanwhile, a spa day goes awry when Sonja brings up some unfinished business with Dorinda.

12:00 AM 210 min

The Fabelmans

Young Sammy Fabelman falls in love with movies after his parents take him to see "The Greatest Show on Earth." Armed with a camera, Sammy starts to make his own films at home, much to the delight of his supportive mother.

7.0_/10

3:30 AM 150 min

A Thousand and One

Unapologetic and free-spirited Inez kidnaps her 6-year-old son, Terry, from the foster care system. They set out to reclaim their sense of home, identity and stability in a rapidly changing New York City.

8.0_/10

6:00 AM 120 min

Maybe It's You

On the heels of breakups, best friends Peter and Lexa decide to try the one thing they've never tried: dating each other. The big question is whether their chemistry will be enough to keep them afloat romantically.

8:00 AM 150 min

Book Club: The Next Chapter

Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.

6.0_/10

10:30 AM 150 min

Polite Society

A martial artist-in-training believes she must save her older sister from her impending marriage. After enlisting the help of her friends, she tries to pull off the most ambitious of all wedding heists in the name of independence and sisterhood.

8.0_/10

1:00 PM 150 min

Book Club: The Next Chapter

Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.

6.0_/10

3:30 PM 150 min

Two Weeks Notice

A millionaire (Hugh Grant) confronts his feelings for his lawyer (Sandra Bullock), who is quitting after five years of service.

6:00 PM 150 min

The Family Stone

Everett brings Meredith to meet his bohemian family at Christmas. While trying to win the approval of her boyfriend's parents and the rest of his family, she only succeeds in highlighting her uptight personality, making Everett doubt his intentions.

8:30 PM 150 min

Two Weeks Notice

A millionaire (Hugh Grant) confronts his feelings for his lawyer (Sandra Bullock), who is quitting after five years of service.

11:00 PM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E3 — Where's The Stylist?

Luann enters the final stretch of her cabaret tour, while Dorinda tries to find her footing in Palm Beach; Sonja and Kelly put their clash behind them; meanwhile, a spa day goes awry when Sonja brings up some unfinished business with Dorinda.

12:00 AM 120 min

All My Life

A man and his new fiancée receive devastating news when he's diagnosed with terminal liver cancer. With time running out, their friends and families soon devise an inspirational plan to help the young couple realize their dream wedding.

5.0_/10

2:00 AM 120 min

Royal Rendezvous

An East L.A. chef is invited to Ireland to cook a royal banquet for a Lord's grandmother in hopes of stopping her from selling their manor. But budding romances threaten to derail the plan.

4:00 AM 60 min

For Real: The Story of Reality TV

S1 E1 — Celebs: Just Like Us!?

The Osbournes, the Kardashians, Kendra Wilkinson and Danny Bonaduce reveal the pros and cons of being pioneers in the celeb-reality genre; Andy ambushes Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Kris on set for behind-the-scenes stories of their series.

5:00 AM 60 min

For Real: The Story of Reality TV

S1 E2 — Is it Real?

Andy Cohen reunites four original cast members of "The Real World," "Survivor," and "Big Brother."

6:00 AM 60 min

For Real: The Story of Reality TV

S1 E6 — Shock and Awe

Andy Cohen looks at how boundary-pushing TV not only shocks and disgusts, with shows like "Fear Factor," but also informs like "Botched;" they celebrate previously marginalized groups with shows such as "I am Jazz" and "RuPaul's Drag Race."

7:00 AM 60 min

For Real: The Story of Reality TV

S1 E4 — How the Other Half Lives

Andy Cohen looks at reality TV's fascination with the wealthy, plus how hit shows like "Jersey Shore" turned regular people into mega-stars.

8:00 AM 90 min

The Golden Life

S1 E1 — Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

9:30 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E2 — I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

10:30 AM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E3 — Where's The Stylist?

Luann enters the final stretch of her cabaret tour, while Dorinda tries to find her footing in Palm Beach; Sonja and Kelly put their clash behind them; meanwhile, a spa day goes awry when Sonja brings up some unfinished business with Dorinda.

11:30 AM 30 min

Hot Goss: The Golden Life Edition

S1 E3 — Luann de Lesseps & Roger Dawley

Luann de Lesseps and her assistant, Roger Dawley, get candid about Dorinda's near-miss during Luann's show, an adversary returning to the conversation, and why Michael is the perfect man.

12:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E1 — I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.

12:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E2 — A Big Bag of Dog

Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.

1:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E3 — Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

1:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E4 — You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

2:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E5 — That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

2:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E6 — Ferrets, Attack!

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

3:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E7 — Avoid the Chinese Mustard

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

3:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E8 — Something My Gynecologist Said

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

4:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E9 — I Scream When I Pee

Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

4:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E10 — One Nut Johnson

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

5:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E11 — Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

5:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E12 — Welcome to Alancrest

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

6:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E13 — Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York, so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

6:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E14 — Run Steven Staven! Run!

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

7:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E15 — Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

7:30 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E16 — Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

8:00 PM 30 min

Two and a Half Men

S10 E17 — Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

8:30 PM 150 min

Speed

A SWAT team ace (Keanu Reeves) must keep the speed of a Santa Monica bus above 50 mph, or a madman's (Dennis Hopper) bomb will explode.

10.0_/10

11:00 PM 60 min

The Golden Life

S1 E3 — Where's The Stylist?

Luann enters the final stretch of her cabaret tour, while Dorinda tries to find her footing in Palm Beach; Sonja and Kelly put their clash behind them; meanwhile, a spa day goes awry when Sonja brings up some unfinished business with Dorinda.